Unless you know something we don't, I don't know whether that combo is going to deliver much in the performance stakes, especially if it's got Jessica Simpson's brain. Paris Hilton might do it, but you'd have to ditch that cell phone of hers and let's face, do any of them need the money?
The ultimate Xmas present for the man who's been a very good boy indeed. If you found this under your tree what would be in the box?
Whose legs, derriere, sense of humour, eyes, skin, hair, brain,mouth, personality, hands, feet, coochie etc would be in it? And would you have a different 'kit' for different occasions? eg The Action Provider kit for sojourns in the great outdoors? The Sex Kitten kit for raw sex and nothing but? The Wife Material kit for dinner with the parents (puts a temporary stop to those annoying "when are you going to settle down" questions"). The Impress The Boss kit?
I think posting under an alias is pretty much mandatory for this one so as to not hurt anyone's feelings.
Ah yes, put the parts together...
Boobs: Select one...
Christy Canyon, Keisha, Tiffany Towers (before reduction), Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Jessica Simpson.
Ass:
Paris Hilton, Halle Berry, Carmen Electra, Beyounce, Jennifer L.
Legs:
Halle Berry, Jenna Jamison, Christy Canyon, Cameron Diaz, Anna kournikova...
Hair:
Katherine Z-Jones, Uma thurman, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer aniston.
Face:
Halle Berry, Tiffiny Towers, Kate Hudson, Kim Basinger (before what's his name), Uma thurman.
The possibilities....
Oh, total package - MY ATF!!
Unless you know something we don't, I don't know whether that combo is going to deliver much in the performance stakes, especially if it's got Jessica Simpson's brain. Paris Hilton might do it, but you'd have to ditch that cell phone of hers and let's face, do any of them need the money?
Yeah Bizzaro, you didn't give her a brain. Trying to tell us something?
Personally, I'd take Ciara's sense of humor, with a bit of Emma Bond's take no prisoners razor wit, and Nikki Avalon's (LV) body. Then all I'd need is a watch for this super-provider, oh, and several million dollars because I'd want to be with her lots of hours.
Sorry, had to get my foot outa my mouth.... Ciara, so sorry,,, yes indeed - your sense of humor, Emma -for that touch of internationlism... Samantha for that touch of mystery... and So_sexy_Karina - Just for being a sweetheart! You guys are good.... me more humble now!
Who could shine in all of the afore-mentioned roles? 
Me thinks that what is truly desired is the personal connection;recognition/attention/appreciation towards our paramour.
Other than that, a simply exquisite lady can be simply the cold stone idol. The image of a hopeful. Worship gets old when no warmth is returned. So physical beauty is simply NOT enough.
Who was it that stated, a beautiful woman is one you notice, a charming woman is one who notices YOU.
After all the perfunctionary worship wears off, a man really wants to be noticed. He lives for the personal recognition/attention connection.
Sounds like you got the baby nailed, Av R. You and Nicole, and a few other lovely ladies here... But then men have to take their adventuresome journeys, n'est-ce pas?
Xoxo
FiFi
And speaking of perfunctionary, and STARS ... here is the Jude Law, but then who can trust a review on ROTTEN TOMATOES...
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/journal_view.php?s=&journalid=182585
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"AIDS Scare in the '60s." Dudes and dudettes - I was there in the '60s. We were not scared of dying from AIDS - we were scared of dying from severe lead poisoning - administered by the NVietnamese... Who writes this stuff? anyway...
Otherwise, Felecia - you are right - no matter how great a provider looks, if the personality is not right, the session is not right.... with less than perfect looks, time after time, several providers prove that indeed beauty is only skin deep - and in this business that says a lot.... When I see looks rated 10 but performance rated 2 or 1, I am afraid, very afraid... but if I see a person rated less in looks but 8, 9, or 10 in performance, I pay attention, especially if it sounds like the provider is just plain nice.!
Someone once asked - "would you take a provider home to meet mom?" In more that one instance the answer is "yes" But... the real question - "would they want to go?" That is another story.
So, You are correct in that the male ego (and yes I do posess one of those) is very fragile, requiring a lot of stroking... and a lot of tender loving care.... but that does seem to work!
I was relating to the shallowness of that gorgeous character Alfie (as played by Jude Law), and you did relate to that part. I mean nothing more (Aids or any of that) ...but then again, that was the site "Rotten Tomatoes" to be taken with lots of grains of salt...
Yeh, WHO writes this stuff?
xoxo
The problem with playing Pygmalion is that you might actually get what you want. And then what? Pygmalion made the statue that became Galatea, but Galatea's beauty enslaved his heart to her.
The modern system of reviews is, through economic selection, creating a new class of providers that is more and more proficient in the art of pleasure. And the better they are, the more they will expect to be treated with respect. The more skill that's expected out of any job, the more respect is demanded of the customer.
A "provider kit" is a funny idea, but once your dream becomes flesh, that's when life really gets interesting...
Do we collectively think this? Ladies and gents, does the internet affect performance and expectation? That is interesting.
none of which are suplied by you
Tiny brains cannot be bought or faked.
what do brains have to do with your looks?
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To sum it up, to build your own provider, it sounds devilishly like what a Doctor Frank N. Stein would dream up. Cobbling together all those parts, well I'll let the readers dream up what she would look like.
Me thinkst the perfect ideal exists only in the mind of a man. There is always something once achieved but he yearns for something more intangible, and obscure.
What is the 'Perfect Provider' today may not hold true next year as newer 'models' and 'standards' are unveiled.
A perfect provider I say again exists in the mind of the beholder as is beauty.
To each his / her own.
Neutrogena
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I saw something about these on HBO around a year ago, the video of a couple interacting with one was pretty hot, heehe and I have several male friends who want one, just don't have the $5,000 to spend on one, heehe, maybe you could start experimenting and making one yourself Dr. Frankenstein! LOL check it out at http://www.realdoll.com
xoxox J.
But she's not available for manufacture yet.
Too bad she lives 2000 miles from me! I met her in the chat room and can't get her out of my mind - Yup! I'm in love!!
at the sites and pictures of every lady that goes into chat or posts....sometimes you find one that captures your imagination like no other, but that logistically is not available.
That's why I try and not look at the ladies sites...though that doesn't keep their words and personalities from getting a stranglehold on my psyche, which is just as bad...if not a lot worse. *grin*
Looks like a clone of a waitress in my local chili parlor...one that won't so much as smile at me. Thank the gods for this hobby.
I can't get any play from them the "normal" way - You might like my "School Girl Fantacy" recipe that I've shared with other guys I've met through PM's (I've noticed alot of guy's that "appear" normal in there posts and reviews, are just as sick as I on the back channel, and ask me to help them with their "abnormal proclivities" on the low key...(don't worry I can keep a secret)
-- Recipe for "the asian schoolgirl experence":
If your a perv like me, then this is your perfect cantidate for a "school-girl fantacy"!
Here's a cut & paste of her line ad: SWEETER THAN HONEY 18, 5'2", 105#, 32a, Asian & Caucasian mixed.
-- Stop over at one of the school-uniform stores in St.Paul(Donald's or uniform supply are some good ones!), buy a small blue & green plaid skirt ($22) and a white button-up short sleeve($17) and the little black neck-tie thing ($9) Then over to target for some white cotton panties and ankle socks - maybe a bookbag or backpack if you want to complete the look. Then give her a call! she showed up right on time for me - with a friendly attitude! bargin price too!I got her dressed and almost lost my first load in my pants - the high-light was cow-girl while she was wearing the skirt and her panties were pulled to the side - I had her hair up in pig-tail, and 3 buttons undone on her shirt - I came so hard I injured myself!
(Alot of my reviews never get approved - for some reason?!?)
-- I'm hoping I can get Asian Rain to play dress-up with me - just jerking off to her picture was more satisfying than some of the F/S sessions I've had with other providers!!
It should go on the Erotic Fantasy board. Oh, wait we don't have one of those...never mind, I forgot to take my Lithium today.
My "Erotic Fantasies" require Midgets with green body paints, and lots of play-dough, while I'm wearing rubber hot pants with an exposed genital area and a bat-man mask while writhing around on a twister mat coated in crisco - Then when I'm good and warmed up from the fore-play, we move into the REAL action................
...of a school girl fantasy as it is a "Thai waitress with curves bustin' out of her t-shirt" fantasy.
Oh... and she's good about making sure my beer glass is never empty. THAT's the real fantasy.