This guy is sitting at the bar having a few drinks when an attractive middle aged lady walks over and sits next to him.   After a few minutes of talking she asks him if he ever had a threesome.   The guy says no and asked the lady why she is asking him.    The lady says she and another lady are craving for threesome and would like to have a guy like him.    After taking a good look at her, he says let us do it.    The two go home to the lady's house.    The lady opens the door and yells "Mom, are you still awake".