Was visiting a new lady and she was very talkative from the very beginning just talking about chit chat. After a bit we started to kiss and caress each other while still talking. Then she started giving me head. I'm really getting into the sensation when she just stops. Pulls my cock out of her mouth and starts talking again as if we were still having the conversation. She asks a question and I am trying to come up with an answer and she gets this wicked grin and goes back down on me.
She did this two or three times during the session until I just took over and slipped on the cover and fucked her half silly. I think that was her plan from the beginning. Get me half frustrated until I took over and hammered her hard. It was sort of weird but fun. She seemed to enjoy it as much as I did.two girls were on a call in a hotel room to give head to two guys at the same time, and they started to carry on a conversation in the middle of it. One girls takes the dick out of her mouth and goes, "hey did you notice that painting on the wall? It's a Matisse." So the other girl takes her client's dick out of her mouth to reply, "yeah, it's cool, but I prefer Dali paintings." So they start to have a conversation about paintings when she looks up at the client and goes, "ooops, i'm sorry." And continues to give a him a blow job. The other girls goes "oh yeah, right, where were we?" A minute later one of the girls stops to ask where they should go out to drink after this is done? The other girls pulls the dick out of her mouth and goes, "Oh, we got to go to the crown and anchor. That British pub." Then she stares up at the guy and asks, "are you British? Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to be blowing you, never mind." The other girl talks stops again and goes, "remember when we got Cindy drunk last weekend?" The other girl stops again and starts laughing and commenting. So finally, one of the guys goes, "I'll tell you what. How about you just jerk me off, and you can chat all you want."
I could just imagine this happening on an episode of Saturday Night Live.
I don't know about the women but I doubt many men will find that scenario funny.
t would be as if you were watching a make believe porn set on SNL where this happens. Sort of like being in a sales proposal meeting and someone starts farting while they are explaining how things work
[The following in an excerpt from the book: ESCORT - The True Story of an Orange County Call Girl (used with permission)]
“Do you want to try giving me head? Are you comfortable enough with that?"
Tina’s eyebrows rise with excitement. The two girls quickly switch positions. Tina stares at Lisa’s crotch, smiles, and puts her hair behind her ears, the way girls do when they start a blowjob. As Tina goes down to taste pussy for the first time, she flashes Lisa a playful look.
“I hope I can remember all of the things that you just did to me.”
I hold Lisa in my arms. Tina starts licking away at her pussy. Lisa leans her head back to kiss me in gratitude. Life is so good. After a minute of girl-on-girl licking, Lisa’s hips start to ‘shake and grind.’ Then she starts moaning and she shrieks out, “I’m going to come! I’m going to come!” From reflex, Tina snaps her head back from Little Lisa’s crotch, closes her eyes tightly, opens her mouth and poses in preparation for a facial. Lisa snaps at her emphatically.
“Don’t stop! Don’t stop!”
Tina thinks for a split second, and then her eyes get wide as she realizes the situation.
“Oh, that’s right, you’re not a guy!”
...they only have 2 or 3 girls. So my girl is giving me a bj and a phone rings. Seems she was also manning the phones so she takes my dick out of her mouth and answers it. Just like your story she alternated between setting up this appt and sucking my dick. I had to laugh.
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You never know.
It does sound like an amusing skit; but you know how TV censors are about things like blowjobs, etc.
Was visiting a new lady and she was very talkative from the very beginning just talking about chit chat. After a bit we started to kiss and caress each other while still talking. Then she started giving me head. I'm really getting into the sensation when she just stops. Pulls my cock out of her mouth and starts talking again as if we were still having the conversation. She asks a question and I am trying to come up with an answer and she gets this wicked grin and goes back down on me.
She did this two or three times during the session until I just took over and slipped on the cover and fucked her half silly. I think that was her plan from the beginning. Get me half frustrated until I took over and hammered her hard.
It was sort of weird but fun. She seemed to enjoy it as much as I did.