So this guy has been ogling this gorgeous gal at the bar all night long. Finally he approaches her and says, "Excuse me, young lady - and please don't take this wrong - but your breasts are the most beautiful I've ever seen. They fill out your blouse so perfectly, and your nipples - the way they protrude, all I can say is: Wow!" The gal is taken aback a bit but responds, "Well thanks I think." She then adds, "By the way, I am an escort, so how would you like to suck on these nipples?" "Of course I would." replies the guy. "It will cost you $500." says the gal. "No problem" says the guy. So they go out to the guy's car in the parking lot and the gal pops open her blouse. The guy buries his face between her breasts and begins groping and fondling them. This goes on for quite a while. Finally the gal says, "Aren't you going to suck on my nipples?" "Naw", relies the guy "too expensive!"