Here you go...


Amazon ... A large woman.
AMP ... Asian Massage Parlor
Around the world ... Anilingus and Fellatio.
Asian ... Anilingus.
Asian Cowgirl ... Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over
the man on her feet, not on her knees.
ASP ... Adult Service Provider.
ATM ... Ass to mouth.
ATF ... All Time Favorite.
Aunt Flo ... Menstruation, period, red tide.
B&S ...Bait & switch.
Bait & switch ... Ads, pictures that describe someone else.
Bareback ... Without a condom.
BBBJ ... Bareback Blow Job.
BBBJTC ... Bareback Blow Job To Completion.
BBW ... Big Beautiful Woman.
BDSM... Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
BFE ... Boyfriend Experience.
Blackhole ... Anus.
BLS ... Ball licking and sucking.
Blue Pill ... Viagra.
Blue Steel ... Viagra.
Brown Eye... Anus.
Brown Shower ... Defecation on your partner.
BS ... Body slide.
Cash and Dash ... A rip-off.
CBJ ... Covered Blow Job.
CD ...Cross-dresser.
CFS ... Covered Full Service
CG ... Cowgirl.
CIM ... Cum in mouth.
Clockwatcher ... A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.
CMT ... Certified Massage Therapist.
Commercial Company ... Prostitution, normally a truckers term.
Completion ... Orgasm.
Cover ... A condom.
Covered ... Use of condoms or dental dams.
Cowgirl ... Woman rides on top.
Cups of coffee ... Orgasms.
DATO ... Dining At The O, rim job.
DATY ...Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus.
DDE ... Doesn't do extras.
DDG ... Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Deep throat ... BJ where the penis is "swallowed".
DFK ... Deep French Kissing.
Doubles ... 3 some.
DP ... Double Penetration.
DT .. Deep throat.
Ellie ... LE.
EOM ... End of Message.
Facial .. Man ejaculates on woman's face.
FBSM ... Full Body Sensual Massage.
FJ ... Foot job.
Flake, Flaky ... Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show.
FOTC ... Fuck of the century.
French .. Oral sex.
FS ... Full Service.
GFE ... Girl Friend Experience.
Golden Shower ... Urinating on your partner.
Greek ... Anal Sex.
GS ... Golden Shower.
Half and half ... BJ followed by FS
HJ ...Hand Job.
HM ... High mileage.
HME ... Honeymoon experience.
HR ... Hand Release.
Hostess Club ... A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
Incall ... You go to her place.
Interpreter ... Condom
ISO ... In search of
Italian ... Penis between butt cheeks.
Jack Shack ... Establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not FS
John ... A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Kama Sutra ... Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana.
LE ... Law Enforcement.
LFK ... Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue)
Little blue pill ... Viagra
LMP ... Licensed Massage Practitioner
LMT ... Licensed Massage Therapist
LOL ... Laugh Out Loud
Lot Lizard ... A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).
Madame ... Proprietress of an agency.
Mediterranean ... Anal sex.
Merkin ... Pubic hair wig.
MG ... Massage Girl
MILF ... Mom I'd like to fuck.
Mish ... Missionary position.
Missionary ... Man on top during intercourse
MMF, MFM, MFF ...Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female
MFF = male, female, female.
MP ... Massage Parlor or Multiple positions
MPA ... Massage Parlor Attendant
MPCFS ... Multiple positions covered full service
MPOS ... Multiple positions oral sex.
MSOG ... Multiple shots on goal: she allows you to have more than 1
orgasm during the session
Multiple Pops ... More than 1 orgasm during the session.
Newbie ...A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
No-Show ... Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment.
NQBC ... Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS ... Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS ... Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
Out, Outed ...Private, personal info is made public.
Outcall ... She comes to your place
Pearl Necklace ... Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest
Pimp ... A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
PSE ... Porn Star Experience
PV ... Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS.
Raincoat ... Condom
Reverse Cowgirl ... woman rides on top, facing away
Rimming, Rimjob ... Anilingus
ROFLMAO ... Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
Russian ... Penis between her breasts.
San Juan Capistrano ... BBBJTC and she swallows.
Scat ... Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening ... A provider or agency does a pre-session background check
on a new client.
Shemale ... Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but
hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.
Shill ... A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange
for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.
Shots on goal ... Allows more than one orgasm per session.
Snowball ... Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it via
kissing to the ejaculator.
SO ... Significant Other.
SOG ... Shots on goal, attempts at orgasm.
SOMF ... Sat on my face.
SP ... Service Provider, prostitute.
Spanish (Australian) ... Penis between her breasts, Russian.
Spanish (USA) ... Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes
directly into her mouth.
Spinner ... A very petite provider. Etymology: From the 1970's toy, "Sit
'n' Spin"
Squirting, Squirter ... Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
SRS ... Sexual reassignment surgery
STD ... Sexually transmitted disease.
Sting ... A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend
unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to
apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
Street action ... Prostitution that is solicited on public streets.
Stroll ... A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street
action.
Summer teeth ...  Her teeth, some are there, some are not.
Sunshine, sunny ... Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)
SW ... 1. Street walker. 2. Sex Worker
Sybian ... A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of
half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.
Teabag, Teabagging ...Man squats and dips his testicles into partners
mouth.
TER ... The Erotic Review, the best review board IMO
TG ...Transgender: Catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.
Tipping required ...Hidden charges, provider demands more than the
advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various
services.
TOFTT ...Took one for the team, A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no
(or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very
poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the
team) from making the same mistake.
Toss the salad ...Anilingus, Tongue in the anus
Translation, translator ... Using a condom
Trolling ...1. The act of driving around looking for a prostitute 2.
Posting to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others
TS ...Transsexual
TUMA ...Tongue up my ass.
TV... Transvestite
Uncovered... Without a condom.
UTFMBDA ... Use The Find Message Button DumbAss.
VD... Venereal disease
WAH... Wild Ass Humping
Water Sports... Urination play.
YMMV... Your Mileage May Vary = Catch all phrase to remind that tastes
differ
69... Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.