A three year old boy was in the tub getting a bath. He pointed to his testicles and asked "Mommy, are these my brains? "Not yet" replied his mother, "Not yet".
A three year old boy and a three year old girl were taking a bath together. The girl pointed at the boy's pee pee and said: "Can I touch it?"
The boy said: "Heck no, you broke yours off already!"
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