here once was a girl named Sue
Who simply craved anal we knew
On her knees with pure style
For that trip to the Isles
Until her asshole was ripped in tw
There once was a bank teller named Sonny,
Whose personal habits were quite funny.
Every day without fault,
He'd jerk off in the vault,
Cause he always wanted to cum into money.
There was a young girl named Alice,
Who used a dynamite stick for a phalice.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And parts of her ass in Dallas.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over
Her dog took over
And gave her a bone of his own.
There was a filthy young girl named Dot
Who lived on pig shit and snot
When she couldn't get these
She'd scrape the green cheese
Off the inside lips of her twat
There once was a girl named Lass
Who refused any cock up her ass
But when the money got tight
She couldn't stand the fight
And now she's a provider with class!
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There was a young man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a c**t I would fuck it.
here once was a girl named Sue
Who simply craved anal we knew
On her knees with pure style
For that trip to the Isles
Until her asshole was ripped in tw