A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, one from England, one from Scotland, and the third from Ireland were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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