Just pretend it's an ass. 
Spurned on by TS Kiki's post, I decided to subscribe to yahoo online personals. An alarming trend has developed. I realize that the only ads I respond to are those of hot Asian girls. Though I read the text of their personality descriptions and weed some candidates out, I cannot deny my primary motivation for initially selecting them is the fact that they are hot Asian girls. I also do not deny to myself I hope they turn out to be transsexuals. I think I can handle a genetic girl though. Currently I'm just looking for good companionship and someone to do fun things with. The biggest problem would be if we end up getting biblically intimate. It's been many, many moons since I've handled a vagina. Guys, is it like riding a bike? Will I be able to just hop on and pedal without falling over? Maybe if she is in the mood, I can just claim to be the victim of some freak industrial accident that has left me scarrred and nonfunctional 'down there'.
Just pretend it's an ass.
if you mostly like to be a top you should have no problem, but if you like to get topped you could allways bring a strap on and have her use it on you, a lot of women are now into that kind of thing,i know it is not the same a a real cock but you might get some pleasure out of it.
The problem is not how best to perform sex. It is how best to avoid sex. Plan A: Avoid sex. Plan B: If sex occurs perform at a high level. Plan C: If sex occurs perform at a low level. Your advice pertains to the ideal plan order of B, C, A not A, B, C.
Maybe I should look for a hot Asian girl who works a lot of hours at a stressful job or is prone to migrane headaches.
-- Modified on 10/3/2005 10:51:21 AM
Get it up, get it in, get it on, get it off.
Hey Horizon,
You know your disfunctional right? Nothing personal. Most people like you, just like they like watching a train wreck. I hate to feed your jollies but I just couldn't resist this one time. Or maybe it's my second time. Either way it's my last time. Let's see: dork, losing your fillings, can't get it up for a GG anymore. You post all over the TS world at all hours of the day and night. No life obviously. Can't wait to see your reply for this, know you can't resist. Your like a bad song that people can't get out of their head. Take a break, go to Thailand with someone. I know ALOT of people who would chip in to send you to a place without Internet access. Fuck it. Here's $$$$$ to start. Anyone else?
Hey Horizon,
You know your disfunctional right? Nothing personal. Most people like you, just like they like watching a train wreck. I hate to feed your jollies but I just couldn't resist this one time. Or maybe it's my second time. Either way it's my last time. Let's see: dork, losing your fillings, can't get it up for a GG anymore. You post all over the TS world at all hours of the day and night. No life obviously. Can't wait to see your reply for this, know you can't resist. Your like a bad song that people can't get out of their head. Take a break, go to Thailand with someone. I know ALOT of people who would chip in to send you to a place without Internet access. Fuck it. Here's $$$$$ to start. Anyone else?