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Yeah I can definitely understand not wanting to be the bearer of bad news.
Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 783 reads
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I think if you mentioned it as sweetly and as understandingly as possible, it would be appreciated. Maybe something like "Hun, I noticed an unusual smell down there. I've heard that women's pH balances can be thrown off pretty easily which can cause something like that. No big deal, I just figured you'd rather have me tell you."  

Saying something like that as casually as possible (so it won't seem like a huge deal) is probably your best bet. But that's completely up to you whether you want to say something or not. My guess is that most guys wouldn't.  
Posted By: AHappyCamper
I appreciate you being honest and wanting to be politely informed of the situation. I've yet to find a nice way to phrase it.  When I've encountered it, I just innocently work my way back up and just don't attempt it.  

YI8121815 reads

Hi guys (and gals). About a week and a half ago I was on a "date" with a provider who I had wanted to see for a while.  Everything was going very well and she was absolutely heaven!

She had a very cool neatly designed landing strip leading to the most beautiful snatch and I couldn't wait to get down there (it was definitely on the menu, too). When it came down to the moment of truth, however, there unfortunately was this ungodly odor.   :-(

How does one politely handle this situation?  Do I simply skip over "dessert?" I certainly don't politely comment on it.....or should I?  Wouldn't a provider know stars going on?

Thanks in advance !

HUGE bummer and it's quite possible that she's not aware of it. Luckily it's not a huge deal, just a bacterial imbalance that can be fixed with antibiotics.  

Personally, I would want to be told right then and there. I realize it's not easy to tell someone that their junk isn't up to par on the hygiene front, but I'd rather be embarrassed by one nice guy telling me to my face than having some ass put it in a review or something.

I appreciate you being honest and wanting to be politely informed of the situation. I've yet to find a nice way to phrase it.  When I've encountered it, I just innocently work my way back up and just don't attempt it.

I think if you mentioned it as sweetly and as understandingly as possible, it would be appreciated. Maybe something like "Hun, I noticed an unusual smell down there. I've heard that women's pH balances can be thrown off pretty easily which can cause something like that. No big deal, I just figured you'd rather have me tell you."  

Saying something like that as casually as possible (so it won't seem like a huge deal) is probably your best bet. But that's completely up to you whether you want to say something or not. My guess is that most guys wouldn't.  

Posted By: AHappyCamper
I appreciate you being honest and wanting to be politely informed of the situation. I've yet to find a nice way to phrase it.  When I've encountered it, I just innocently work my way back up and just don't attempt it.  

She'd probably be mortified!    But she can't take corrective action if she doesn't know.  

Posted By: Tobi Telford
I think if you mentioned it as sweetly and as understandingly as possible, it would be appreciated. Maybe something like "Hun, I noticed an unusual smell down there. I've heard that women's pH balances can be thrown off pretty easily which can cause something like that. No big deal, I just figured you'd rather have me tell you."  
   
 Saying something like that as casually as possible (so it won't seem like a huge deal) is probably your best bet. But that's completely up to you whether you want to say something or not. My guess is that most guys wouldn't.  
   
Posted By: AHappyCamper
I appreciate you being honest and wanting to be politely informed of the situation. I've yet to find a nice way to phrase it.  When I've encountered it, I just innocently work my way back up and just don't attempt it.  

if you can get past the smell..you have it licked..

Posted By: YI812
Hi guys (and gals). About a week and a half ago I was on a "date" with a provider who I had wanted to see for a while.  Everything was going very well and she was absolutely heaven!  
   
 She had a very cool neatly designed landing strip leading to the most beautiful snatch and I couldn't wait to get down there (it was definitely on the menu, too). When it came down to the moment of truth, however, there unfortunately was this ungodly odor.   :-(  
   
 How does one politely handle this situation?  Do I simply skip over "dessert?" I certainly don't politely comment on it.....or should I?  Wouldn't a provider know stars going on?  
   
 Thanks in advance !

Houston, we have a problem!    Seriously, I'd try some attempt a levity while being understanding.  "I don't know how to tell you this but...  "  

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It's hard to convey a message like that in a way that wouldn't be awkward or come off as insensitive or downright humiliating.

I haven't run into that while hobbying, but I have run into a few rank pussies when at stripclubs while getting some nude lapdances. What I'll do is quickly start manually massaging her outer lips while slowly pulling back my face and hope that the gentle finger massage is a sufficient distraction. Only once has a dancer started to squirm and ask for my tongue, to which I told her that I had a cold sore and thought that it wasn't a good idea. She accepted that and I continued on with the finger action, which she seemed to enjoy ;) .

OldCodger674 reads

I've only run into this once and I lacked the ability to think quickly enough (and courage) to address it during the session, so sent her an email where I complimented her skills and diplomatically mentioned the odor.

The interesting thing is that her reply email indicated that other clients had "appreciated her musky odor".  Oh well, different strokes for different folks!!!

OR she missed the point when the guy's gently tried to bring the topic up!

Posted By: OldCodger
I've only run into this once and I lacked the ability to think quickly enough (and courage) to address it during the session, so sent her an email where I complimented her skills and diplomatically mentioned the odor.  
   
 The interesting thing is that her reply email indicated that other clients had "appreciated her musky odor".  Oh well, different strokes for different folks!!!

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