watching a beautiful woman in the tightest pants he has ever seen. A bit shy, hours pass and he finally gets the courage to approach her.

"Excuse me, but I have been unable to take my eyes off of you for the entire evening" he says.

She smiles.

"How do you get into those pants?" he asks.

The woman winks at him, smiles, and says "Well, you can start by buying me a drink."