It is people like you that start demeaning people for no reason behind your alias, which causes threads to just disappear. Not because the original post was wrong, but because threads like yours and I have read many of them are offensive and troublemaking at best.
Have a chuckle has I said earlier or get a damn life, please.
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The Top Ten were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, -- Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis.... This is your penis on drugs.
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you still have not found the humor biard yet. if you want i can privide a link
Speak for yourself on that issue.
Quick, if you can privide a privider biard link to the humor bird and chew gum while enforcnicating will it cost extra?
Poppychulo1 remembers also. I'm sure there are many others as well. How come you didn't use your alias "Bush Man?"
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P. S. Stop taking credit for Mr. Info's accomplishments. He's the man!! You, sir, are a wanna be. Give it up. You are pathetic.
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Since you were the one who started this by trying to mock me, I decided to point out what kind of dangerous guy you really are. What YOU should remember is that people who live in glass houses shouldn't be throwing stones. Pathetic is a word that PERFECTLY describes you! If you persist in this, so will I. It CAN get worse, you know. There are now many others that know that your alias (one of them) is BUSH MAN.
BTW, I will happily give credit to Mr. Info as being the guy who spotted your original post and rather sloppy followup. But, to be honest, that's one of the few nonannoying things he's done. Like many others, he's not my favorite person on these boards, although I don't detest him as much as many others. Indeed, outing you was probably his high point! 
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You've hurt my feelings, you nasty poo-poo. 
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But I must say, I've been called many things over the years, but no-one has ever called me a "nasty poo-poo." Believe me, I NEVER would have brought this up had you not goaded me into doing so. Under the assumption that we are done with this now, enjoy your day, and please, be careful. I too think rubbers are a pain in the ass, but the risks associated with the alternative are MUCH worse. I'm sure I speak for this entire board when I say that we'd all much prefer you being happy and healthy going forward, albeit perhaps a bit frustrated.
No link needed as the majority oppinion seems to be that I continue to post here.
It says "Joke of the Day". I don't want to read a joke...what should I do? I know, I'll read it and bitch about it!!
Keep posting FA. We're all adults, and can censor ourselves.
Screw what other people think
Do you think you are above the law? There is a humor board for a reason, a legal corner for a reason why do you personally feel that you can post wherever whatever you want? This is a moderated board so don’t say im free to do as I please there is no freedom of speech here. The moderators can at their discretion edit our post or delete them in their entirety.
to me it looks like you crave attention do you find a joke on the internet copy and paste it on the NATIONAL board will it will get seen by more people than on your little towns board or the humor board. Its shows low class IMHO.
you are not man enough to screw what I'm thinking ! !
And speaking of LOW clASS if you are going to bitch and moan like a little twit have the balls to use your real username instead of hiding behind an alias.
thank you
Keep on JOKING sweet classy Georgia
Quote: "Screw what other people think"
This I assume includes you?
You are saying I should have a, "screw what Bill6969 thinks" attitude? OK...I can do that.
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Quote: "Do you think you are above the law? "
The Law? Hmmmm...I think you are mistaken, in your assumptions that anyone here would scoff at any laws...let alone the unwritten TER laws that indicate joke posting on the General Discussion Board is a capital offense.
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Quote: "There is a humor board for a reason, a legal corner for a reason why do you personally feel that you can post wherever whatever you want?"
Hmmm board description says nothing mean, no reviews, no availabilty posts, no spam....hmmmm...not a word about "no jokes".
What I wonder is since there is no "Bitch and Moan" Board, does that mean it's allowed here on the General Board or does that mean it's not wanted at all?
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Quote: "This is a moderated board so don’t say im free to do as I please there is no freedom of speech here. The moderators can at their discretion edit our post or delete them in their entirety."
Which amazingly enough Miss GirlNextDoor has chosen not to delete or edit Miss Artist's posts...so guess the moderators are ok with it, and that it fits within the moderated specifications of this board....thanks for pointing that out...now we can all just let Miss Artist post since obviously the final woird comes from the Mods and they haven't deleted it...must be ok.
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Quote: "to me it looks like you crave attention do you find a joke on the internet copy and paste it on the NATIONAL board will it will get seen by more people than on your little towns board or the humor board. Its shows low class IMHO."
Yep, she posted a joke, without a link to her website, or her reviews...you must be right...it must be a clever ruse at advertising....I always find not telling me where you are, how to contact you or anything else is the most egregiously blatant advertising.
Very well stated...and much more eloquently that eye could.
Thank you
It is people like you that start demeaning people for no reason behind your alias, which causes threads to just disappear. Not because the original post was wrong, but because threads like yours and I have read many of them are offensive and troublemaking at best.
Have a chuckle has I said earlier or get a damn life, please.
Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi,
crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.
The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic. Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground.
He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared.
"You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the genie. "As a reward I shall grant you one wish."
"Well," said the Prince, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog." They walk over to the splattered
remains of the dog. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" the
Prince asked.
The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. "This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life.
Is there something else you would like?"
The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I was married to this beautiful
woman called Diana," said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. "But now I love this woman called Camilla,"
and he showed the genie the second photo. "You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as
beautiful as Diana?"
The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Let's have a look at that dog again."
Eye four won enjoy your joke of the day on this board, cauze it'z knot only funnie but humerus two, sew pleze dunt stop posten hear.
Tank you
Ps I'm always UP for a good one ......if ya know what I mean ! !
...CONTROVERSIAL because it MAY HAVE BEEN placed on the wrong board. Just what, exactly, is the alternate, elevated purpose of this particular board, from which Georgia's little joke represents such an egregious departure? Kee-rist, I'll take a good laugh WHEREVER I find it!