So little Debbie approached her mother and said, "Mommy last night I had to get up to go to the bathroom and when I passed your bedroom I saw Daddy on top of you and you both were moving up and down and making noises. What was that all about?" The mother decided that it was time for the facts of life discussion and proceeded to explain in very precise terms what sex was all about. She ended up by saying, "...so when Daddy puts his penis into Mommy's vagina, you get a baby." Little Debbie paused for a moment, then said, "But I also saw Daddy put his penis into your mouth. What do you get when you do that?" The mother thought for a brief moment and then cryptically added "Jewelry, honey...jewelry."