Porn Stars
last Saturday i braved a 2-hour long drive from DC just to go see Samantha at Vixens in WV (not an easy thing for a city-boy like me, this was "Deliverance" country after all! 
and incidentally sorta near where those sniper shootings had taken place (yikes!)
i caught the first coupla sets of her smoking-hot dance act ... all the good pornstar routines: hot candle wax, day-glo body paint, costumes up the ying-yang, pole-mastery and even a bit of "audience participation" ... but all of it done with Samantha's high-energy pizzazz and sinewy verve ... to top it all off, her "shower show" was just delicious (to look at i mean! though i did get some soaps-n-suds in my face!
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but the best part (and i'm sure she won't mind me telling this story) was that i got into this bidding war with this dyke fan of hers over a T-shirt she had "body-painted" with the dayglo stuff (a la Jackson Pollock) ... it started in the $10-$20s but gradually but surely escalated to coupla hundred with just the dyke and me left in the end (and a whole packed club full of drunken fans cheering) ... i eventually won the bid (naturally) but then felt sorry for the dyke and GAVE her the T-shirt gratuis!
the house dancers (who were closely studying Samantha's moves), saw me do this and were so heart-rendingly impressed by what a "nice guy" i was that they gave me free lapdances! ... the barkeep even bought me a drink on the house!
now who says no good deed goes unpunished! LOL
