A guy goes hunting. He kills a bear. As he goes to collect his prize, he feels a tap on his shoulder. A giant bear is standing there. The bear says, "that was my brother. There's two ways out for you. Either I maul you or you have sex with me". The guy decides sex is the better part of valor, but he plots his revenge. The next day he comes back and kills the bear he had sex with. As he goes to collect his prize, he feels a paw tap on his shoulder. A bear says, "that was my brother. You can either let me maul you or have sex with me." The guy decides to have sex again. The next day he comes back and kills the bear. He feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around. A bear says, "its time to admit you really don't come here to hunt."
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A salesman checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He was single so he got to thinking about some female company. So, he
thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone books from one of the "escort" services. He picked a number and dialed it.
A woman answered, "Hello?"
"Hi, I hear you do escorts and massages and I'd like you to come to my hotel room and give me a massage. And after that I want sex! In fact I
want jungle sex . . . wild, crazy hanging-from-the-chandelier type sex! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it! Bring all
kinds of sex toys too! I don't care what they are, you can use them on me! You can even tie me up and then cover me in whipped cream! Now how
does that sound?" he asked.
The woman said, "Interesting sir, but for an outside line you have to press 9."