Well, I thought I was a pro but I was wrong. I KNEW I should have went with a reviewed provider but decided to take one for the team and try a new one. WRONG! I sStarted thinking with the wrong head and got shafted! That's what I get and can't blame anyone but myself. I fucking suck!
First of all, I get the hustle, "That's my picture, I just have them altered a little" I ask "WHY!?!?!?" Tell her I was looking for the girl who looked somewhat, but not exactly, like Jessica Alba in the pics. She still tries to convince me and if she wasn't somewhat pretty, she would have been out on her ass! I started thinking to myself, "Shit, it's already late, and I don't have a back up plan - just do it and have fun". WRONG!
RED FLAGS:
She wants ME to do all the work to make me hard while she does this weak ass strip tease. (yawn)
She turns off ALL the lights except the TV (what is this chick, my wife!?!?!?)
She starts finger bangin' herself to supposedly get herself wet when what she was really trying to do was make me jerk my own self off to completion. I just stopped touching myself and pretended to go to sleep. Pissed her off.
Then she asks if I can take a shower - AGAIN! I tell her I took one before she arrived, she says that she would feel more comfortable. I tell her that she has to stay in the bathroom with me and NOT put on her clothes (like she was trying to do) I know all about these scandalous providers bailing out on you and wasn't going for it. She knew she was caught.
Then we go back to the bed and I can tell she's all nervous and finally tells me that she has only been doing this for 2 weeks and has only had sex with one other client and wasn't sure if she could do it tonight. I say, "NO PROBLEM, give me my money back and we'll call it a night, I'll even give you $100 for the show and for your time." Now that is more than fair. She agrees and we put on our clothes.
Now things get interesting.... She gets a call and says it's her PIMP downstairs and tells him that I want my money back. She tells me that if she does, he'll beat her yada yada yada and that if I want my money back, I need to go down to the parking lot to talk to him but that he's a big ol' ghetto gangsta pimp who won't give me my money back. WTF did I get myself into!
I say, "Fine, let's go!" I start out the door and get to the elevator before my calmer, more sensible side of the brain decides to cut our losses and just boot the bitch! I told her that was the worst experience I have ever had and that she should quit the business tonight! She agreed that she wasn't cut out for it and I told her to get the F*CK out. The elevator door closed, I went back to my room and promptly wrote this review to warn you all. STAY AWAY! DO NOT GIVE THESE BASTARDS ANY MORE BUSINESS!!!! AMEN!
What would you have done differently? Did I handle this right? Should I have kept her in my room until she gave back my cash? I'm so pissed!
In Minneapolis we've got the angry boyfriend scam going on. Guy bursts in the room screaming and yelling, hobbyist runs for their life.
...in a bad situation. The pimp thing may have been a ruse, may not. Best not to find out the hard way. Most of us have been through some kind of $#!++y experience like this once, which is why we now only go with well reviewed ladies. Just be glad you got through it with your skin on, and use the review system from here on out.
Write and post a formal review of her.
I figured I did alright since I didn't loose my temper and end up outside my hotel (while on business mind you) in a brawl w/ some wanna be mack daddy pimp. Not good. I should have just reached into her pocket, took my cash, and threw her out. If her so-called pimp was in the parking lot, he couldn't get to me anyway w/o a key. Oh well - you live and you learn. Believe you me, I won't be enjoying the company of any ladies that do not have STELLAR reviews from here on out! I have posted a formal review of this "NONI" chick. Man, what a scam.
It's probably good that you didn't reach into her pocket to extract the cash as that might be considered "assault" or perhaps a "theft" crime and who knows how jammed up you might have gotten. Not that LE likes protecting providers, but they might get a bigger kick out of messing with your life. It can be downright scary out there and you made the right call.
and told me she was going to jerk me off. I freaked out and said I paid for full service! She said "I caint, ma husband's out in the truck outside with 2 shotguns in the gunrack and he don't let me fuck nobody." "I'm allowed to play with your dick with a glove on". I told her I was going to stick my foot up her redneck ass. She ran to the bathroom, (later I found out she stole my cologne), pissed, and then ran out he door to her hick husband in the truck. Bottom line, we've all had an embarrassing ripoff experience. TER, helps prevent such ripoffs!
I was a victim of that scam many moons ago...pre TER.
We have all been there. Thanks for reporting them. Kindly post a full review. This should make a dent in their scam business.
Thankfully, we've not ALL been there. I was lucky enough to come across TER before I got into the hobby, so I learned from the mistakes of others. Thanks one and all. But scamming is pretty easy. Consider this...the profile of most of us is: middle aged, successful businessman, likely married. Translate that into: plenty to lose, past our prime fighting day with some big goon, and plenty more to lose. Oh, and let's not forget horny. They may as well paint a target on our asses.
I had a similar situation. I could not make an appt with a reviewed provider and took a flier on someone from EROS. When she showed up, she only vaguely looked like the person in the picture. I asked her to leave. She makes a phone and says she can't leave and that her driver would come up. Offer her $ to go. She says she needs $$ to leave. We go back and forth on the fee. She makes another phone call and says again her driver is coming. I finally give in and figure if it's going to take $$ to get her to leave, I might as well go to for the full ride at $$$. Unfortunately, that bought me a lame message with a "happy ending". I should have cut my losses at the $$. I think she was lying about the driver and probably could have just kicked her ass out, but I was travelling on business and staying in a nice hotel. The last thing I wanted was a scene that could have cost me a lot more than $$$.
I also posted a review and branded this bitch, a rip off. TER is a great resource and have found that it is best not stray from the reviews (once you do enough diligence to determine if they are genuine). Seeing unreviewed girls sucks.
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I don't know that I would have done anything differently given the situation. You made the right move not going down to the parking lot, who knows where that might have led. You certainly did TOFTT and your fellow hobbyists should be collectively grateful for outing a scammer!!! I know that's little solace given your horrible experience, but just know that your awful experience serves as an object lesson for us all.
You should have popped a cap in his ass and take your money as well as his gold teeth.
In every hobbying bulletin board you can find. Put it on the permanent record!
Sounds like a variation on the old badger game. There's really nothing really new under the sun.
Obviously, you did the right thing by not going down to any parking lot.