A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" One day, she was talking to her Preacher about this. The Preacher said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence on the two females parrots and they put the four parrots together. So, the females yelled at the male parrots, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" One male parrot said to the other, "Hey buddy, time to put the Bibles away! Our fucking prayers have been answered, we've made it to heaven!