I was researching a provider and came across these reviews.  Someone wisely said she provides the ex-wife experience.  

This brings up two questions.  How do providers like this stay in business?  This one changes names every week.  

What is your worst experience.

Enjoy.

Right away there was a miss understanding in the length of service I wanted. I can't blame her entirely because I called her intially from a public phone and it was hard to hear each other. Any way I had wanted the hour long session and she said the appointment was for 1/2 hour. Even though I was going to accept the 1/2 session, she got very mad about the misunderstanding and was even quite rude. At this point I thought to myself who needs this?. So I told her to forget it. I made my way to the door and she was calling me names as I opened the door. As I was stepping out through the door she slammed the door on my head. That really hurt. I had not been treated like that by any provider before. Its a shame because she was quite attractive and I was looking forward to a great time. Maybe I caught her on a bad day, but she sure turned my day bad too. I had a spitting headache for the rest of the day. Then I had to explain to my wife why I had a lump on my head.

When I got there I really did like what I saw and told her that I guess I would like to upgrade my package from just a massage to full service. I was told I could not do that??? So I just stuck with the massage, which was suppose to be body contact and there was not much of that. But the thing that really ticked me off and you just have to imagine this, she has one hand on my dick and one hand on the phone talking to friends!!!! I really had a hard time getting hard. I did my best to try and massage her back to see if that would help and it didn't. Finally I did get hard, I came but I wanted her to come and she told me she could never get excited over any guy. I guess I wouldn't waste my time on this one. She use to go by the name Chloe or Shannon and I did try and make an appointment with her back then but she was booked

once inside and the money paid she seemed very different. After I paid her she went into the bathroom. She came out and said she hid the money. OK??? It went downhill from their. She has many rules, can't eat her pussy, can't insert a finger (if you lick it first). Basically she was getting pissed that her lame condom blowjob wasn't getting me rock hard. She said she would only fuck me if I was rock hard so the condom wouldn't fall off. I tried but...alas..her rushing attitude was a huge turn off. Wanting to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat I finally gave her a Demand. I had her bend over doggy style on the bed...she does have a great ass...and I jacked off. I came on a towel she had laid out. The funny thing is that she told me she Loves to watch men cum...and she did watch between her legs. When I came she said I love that shit!!!. She has a tattoo on her back that say's, I shit you not, Dady's Girl with Daddy spelled wrong! Oh well, I recommend you avoid her unless bossy little twats are your thing.

Little Snot. As soon as I got in the room I was given directions, rules and bossed around. If I wanted to be treated like that I would have stayed at home. But I decided to play ball and see where things went. She was wearing some lingerie that looked decent on her. Her tits were nice but her ass and thighs were a little chubby. I took off my clothes and got on the bed. She came over and I think she tried to massage me but I'm still not sure what the hell she was trying to do. As soon as I tried to do some touching of my own, I was scolded and told to keep my hands at my sides and she would make me feel good. She was stoking my cock and had no idea what she was doing. The whole time, she gave off a mood like I was wasting her time and like she would rather be somewhere else.

Eventually, she slipped on a rubber and gave a half hearted attempt at a blow job. I gave up asking for what I wanted because she seemed to get mad. She eventually got on top and made a feeble attempt to fuck me with her on top. While she rode me, I fantasized about other women just so I could get off. How's that one?

I called Chloe/Shannon one night and upon learning that she was in a hotel only a couple miles away decided to pay her a visit. I wish my guardian angel would have been sitting on my shoulder telling me to go to a movie instead. If there was a Hall of Fame for bitchiness, she's be a charter member. She's bossy and restrictive. Put your shoes here, do this, do that. She is not going to last long in this business with that attitude. I left hating her guts. But, since I have to leave details, here they are:I got naked and on the bed. She did the same. She's attractive enough, but she is just such an incredible bitch. She gave me a half-ass massage, but when I tried to touch her tits she complained and said to be very gentle because they hurt for some reason. Then when I tried to touch her pussy she didn't like that either. She slid the condom on and gave an average blow job. Then we got into position and I tried to fuck her. But the sad thing is I was so turned off by her attitude, my dick couldn't even get completely hard. And believe me, getting hard is NEVER a problem! So I tried to fuck her, but it was only partially hard and wasn't going well. So she complained about that. We took a break for a while and tried again. I finally managed to come, but it was pure work, not enjoyment. I feel sorry for the other poor fools who encounter this girl