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enigmatic spam I just received, titled "cumswappers"
Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla
posted
"they love to swap more then stories they the thick and white stuff -- [website deleted] their lives a mimicry, Lynch"
Just when you think you are reading ungrammatical drivel, they start getting all philosophical and such. This one could be reworked into decent haiku.
love mimicry
white stuff their lives
they swap stories
my slutty stuff. It's my regular email that is bombarded with crap.
I'll work on the haiku if I have time.
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