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Later that night, she told her husband that some of the young women at work were coming in without bras and that she thought that was a good look.  Her husband barely looked up from his newspaper.  She went in the bedroom and removed her bra, put her blouse back on and went back to ask her husband what he thought.  Again, barely looking up from his paper, his only comment was "It sure does take the wrinkles out of your neck"!

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So after many years of marriage, a wife approached her husband and told him that she had decided to get a boob job. The husband asked her why? She replied "All these years I've felt that my boobs were too small. I just want them to be bigger." The husband casually said "Well you don't need surgery for that. All you have to do is take a bit of tissue and rub it between your boobs two to three times a day". The wife, looking puzzled said "I don't understand. How is that going to make my boobs bigger?" The husband replied "It beats the hell out of me, but that's what you've been doing with your ass all these years and look how big it's gotten!"

 
OK gals, let me have it. I deserve it for that one. LOL!  Ciao!

Later that night, she told her husband that some of the young women at work were coming in without bras and that she thought that was a good look.  Her husband barely looked up from his newspaper.  She went in the bedroom and removed her bra, put her blouse back on and went back to ask her husband what he thought.  Again, barely looking up from his paper, his only comment was "It sure does take the wrinkles out of your neck"!

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