Erotic Humor
I don't own a dog
I'd probably opt for jumping your bones instead 
I'd probably opt for jumping your bones instead
I'd probably opt for jumping your bones instead
Neighbor!
She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and make mad, passionate love. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks!!!
I'd probably opt for jumping your bones instead
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