I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.  

Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?  
Boy: I think we should hook up!

If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?

You might not be a Bulls fan, but I know you felt it when this D rose.  

Hey gurl, how about you make the Patriots and deflate these balls.  

Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!  

Do you play basketball? Cause my balls are in your court.  

If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?  

You run track?, cause I heard you relay want this dick.  

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.  

I bet your like a butterfly, pretty to see but hard to catch!  

Can I get your jersey? (What?) You know your name and number.  

If you were a pair of Nike sneakers id be in and outta you all day.  

As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.  

My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string

I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into yo mouth.

You must be worthy, 'cause you can totally lift my hammer.  

If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?  

Can you call a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes...  

Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?  

Lets play midget boxing, get on your knees and give me some blows

Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions....Just letting you know!  

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire...  

I have a saddle, but no horse.  
I guess you'll have to ride me instead.  

Do you like yoga? Cause yoganna love this dick I hear your thirsty?  
Well I've got a six pack right here!  

I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.  

I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.  

Im tired from beating two guys up, but I would like to bang you tonight.  

Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.  

Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more  

Are you a bad soccer player cause you can suck on my balls.  

Do u play bingo? (Yes) because I would sure like to dab you  

How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!"  

If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?  

Have you heard the latest health report? it said you need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me  

Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long  

Did you just rob a bank cuz I can be your getaway  

Do you follow Manchester, cause I see us United.  

Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.  

Do you know the Tango, because your dancing away with my heart.  

Are you here for the fencing lesson, because I'm about to shove it in  

Are you Mount Everest? Cause I want to get on top of you.  

You must be puffing a blunt cause I get too high around you  

Are you a surfboard?, cause you look like you need a waxing before I can take a ride.  

I hope your into yoga, cause your going to get a good stretch tonight.  

Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.  

Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?  

Is this a heavy metal band cause girl i wanna ROCK with you!  

You gonna call my dick James, cuz it looks like a Rocket when it HARDENS.  

If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun  

Do you know what the 49ers and I have in common?  

Good D Some people like to watch the Olympics because they happen once every four years but I'd rather talk to you because talking to someone as special as you only happens once in a lifetime.

I'm about to dive into the sea...that pu-sea  

Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.  

You be the Knicks and I'll bring the Heat!  

I own the best roller coaster in the world wanna ride it?  

Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.  

Hey, a one horse open sleigh isn't the only fun thing to ride.  

Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.  

Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.  

You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.  

If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?  

Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion  

Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!  

Lets play railroad I'll be the train and ur the tunnel Wanna play guns?  

Bend over and I'll cock you.

 Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.  

You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number.

-- Modified on 8/22/2015 10:12:00 AM