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Amazing! 20 references and not one uses the term "end zone". Bravo! eom
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20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. Hes off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. Its a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. Hes gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off at the line.
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off the line.
1. Hes got great hands.

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Posted By: JessicaaJoleen
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.  
 19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.  
 18. Hes off to the sidelines for a quick blow.  
 17. Its a game of inches.  
 16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.  
 15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.  
 14. Hes gonna feel that one tomorrow.  
 13. He found his tight end.  
 12. End around.  
 11. He had to stretch to get it in.  
 10. He gets penetration in the backfield.  
 9. He blows them off at the line.  
 8. He bangs it in.  
 7. He could go all the way.  
 6. He gets it off just in time.  
 5. He goes deep.  
 4. He found a hole and slid through it.  
 3. He pounds it in.  
 2. He beats them off the line.  
 1. Hes got great hands.

Next time you are at a baseball game and the count is no balls and 2 strikes on the batter, yell, "Hey Batter, you don't have any balls!"

When you stand for the national anthem and it is played on the organ, tell your friend that the guy playing the national anthem has some organ.

If the count is one ball and whatever on the batter, tell your friend that the poor batter has only one ball.

When the batter comes to bat tell your friend that the batter carries some big wood.

My favorite, used by one of my managers who played for the Dodgers, is on a routine flyable or an infield pop-up, tell your friend, "he should be able to catch that in his jock strap."  Personally, I never tried catching a ball that way

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