One evening a husband and wife were in bed.  
 The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV.  
 The husband reaches over and puts his hand in his wife's panties then withdraws his hand.  
 The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was in the mood for a little love.  
 A short time later the husband again reaches into his wife's panties then withdraws his hand.  
 Now the wife is almost sure that her husband is in the mood.  
 She decides to wait for him to touch her for the third time and then she will know for sure.  
 The husband repeats the same move again.  
 She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready for sex.  
 Her husband, still reading the book, is surprised when she says, Dear, I'm ready!  
 The husband asks, For what?  
 She says, well for sex dear!  
 You've fingered me three times in the last 5 minutes, and now I'm ready!  
 The husband replies, Huh? Sex?  
   
 I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages of my book.