so...nothing like a good joke to "bend" the rules.
A priest is driving to New York and gets stopped for
speeding on the thruway. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
....
....Panther196 !!
I enjoyed seeing all the creativity, and it was tough. Congrats to Hulings for a great job on his.
The one that made both me and Fortitude laugh outloud, however, was Panther's.
Congratulations, Panther!
"don't think I can ever remember coming this way"
Although, after having read some of Forti's reviews
there is a better but wetter route...lol
Very funny joke, Panther. Never heard that one before.
Cheers!
That my humble little joke won something...thanks Sedona!!
Thank you *bowing head* thank you...no speeches. LOL
Peace, Panther
Have fun.
Congratulations Chap!
"Cobblestone road"...Not many here in the bloody good ole' USA
but the joke...it's the bees knees, as we say in the old country.
I will only say that the current judge, as beautiful as any woman can be and I'm sure, a brain to match, was just as GUILTY as the previous NY CONFI judges...READ THE RULES!
;that is, NO ONE FOLLOWS THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT...but ALAS, this is the land of the free and rules are made to be broken or as they say, if the judge don't like em', MAKE YOUR OWN RULES!
and to those whom played by the rules,TOUGH SHIT!
God bless America!
Tally-Ho!
-- Modified on 2/18/2004 6:52:23 PM
so...nothing like a good joke to "bend" the rules.
A priest is driving to New York and gets stopped for
speeding on the thruway. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
... if we're talking originality, Google that joke -- there are 3650 citations of it... oh well (sigh)...
Panther did not follow the explicitly stated rules -- subject line MUST start with the words "New York Confidential..." What is this, Florida? lol