It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg.
"What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?""Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"
There's an old quote attributed to Mae West that has been often quoted, paraphrased, parodied, whatever:
"Hello there big boy - I have Thanksgiving written on my right leg, and Merry Christmas on the other. Why don't you come up and see me sometime between the holidays."
One of the greatest of actresses from the last century and one of the funniest, flirtiest, and dirtiest. :-
Life is short. break the rules forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile
Mae Wes
She was an amazing woman and very, very, smart. I wish I'd known her...