An oldie...

Two friends meet at a bar for a drink. One of them ("Al") seems a bit down, so his buddy ("Jack") asks him what is the matter:

Al: Almost had me a threesome yesterday
Jack: Almost? What happened?
Al: Well... Was at Fenway Park; had a great seat, the Sox were ahead 4-0 and a beautiful 45-ish woman had another single seat, right next to me...
Jack: And so?
Al: And so, we did introductions, the Sox went ahead a couple more runs, I bought her a beer, the Sox scored another two runs, she bough me a beer...
Jack: Aw man, and then?
Al: And then Big Papi hit a home with the bases loaded, she turned to me and said "let's go".
Jack: Holy shit!
Al: That's when things went South rapidly... She asked me if I had ever experienced sex with a woman and her daughter. I said "no", she answered "tonight is your lucky night!". We got into a cab and went to her place...
Jack: (unable to speak)
Al: We get out of the cab, walk to her door, she grabs me for a full-body contact and kisses me passionately as she fumbles with the lock. We stumble inside, she kicks the door shut, turns toward the staircase and yells "Ma! You awake?