Monday morning at the early AM briefing, a Marine colonel addressing his officers, yawned. Then began with "Good Morning men; I apologize for my lack of alertness. Last night my wife and I had sex several times and I didn't get alot of sleep. In fact, the more I think about it, I'm convinced that making love is 10% pleasure and 90% work.
"Major, what's your opinion on the matter?" asked the colonel.The major replied, "Sir, I feel making love is 20% pleasure and 80% work. Next the question was put to a captain, who responded, "Sir, I'd say it's 50-50, half pleasure, half work. Just then he Colonel's aid, a Corporal came in with coffee for the meeting. The Colonel asked, "Son, we're in disagreement here about the nature of sex. What would you say is the percent of sex that's pleasure, and what percent is work? Without hesitation he replied, "I'm quite sure sex is 100% pleasure, Sir."
"Why do you think that?" replied the colonel,
"Well, if there were any work to it, officers would have me doing it for them, Sir!"
Read a post in a different thread comparing the importance of size vs stamina. Below is my reply;
Stamina? Reminds me of something I heard; two guys arguing about sex. The older one swore it was 80% work and 20% pleasure. The middle aged gentleman disagreed and expressed his feelings that it was 60% work and 40% pleasure. Their young gardener disagreed and told them it must be 100% pleasure because if there was any work involved in it at all, both the older and middle aged gentlemen would have him doing it for them.
Stamina, swinging from the chandelier requires stamina.
Making passionate love can go on all night long with neither partner noticing they have expended any energy at all.
Monday morning at the early AM briefing, a Marine colonel addressing his officers, yawned. Then began with "Good Morning men; I apologize for my lack of alertness. Last night my wife and I had sex several times and I didn't get alot of sleep. In fact, the more I think about it, I'm convinced that making love is 10% pleasure and 90% work.
"Major, what's your opinion on the matter?" asked the colonel.
The major replied, "Sir, I feel making love is 20% pleasure and 80% work.
Next the question was put to a captain, who responded, "Sir, I'd say it's 50-50, half pleasure, half work.
Just then he Colonel's aid, a Corporal came in with coffee for the meeting.
The Colonel asked, "Son, we're in disagreement here about the nature of sex. What would you say is the percent of sex that's pleasure, and what percent is work?
Without hesitation he replied, "I'm quite sure sex is 100% pleasure, Sir."
"Why do you think that?" replied the colonel,
"Well, if there were any work to it, officers would have me doing it for them, Sir!"