Erotic Humor
Tsk, tsk, kids these days with their newfangled lingo....
Besides, I've been building up the Brylcream on it for sixty years and I'm not going to give that up for anyone.
But, here's another chance to go to school:
Here's the Straight Dope on the subject, but you wouldn't believe how much discussion there is of this on the net.
(Or, maybe you would. People have an awful lot of time on their hands these days.)
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