Mel Kiper Jr.
As I was reading reviews recently, I all of a sudden started hearing the voice of Mel Kiper Jr. of ESPN in my head, rattling off stats and performance like an NFL draft candidate!
"At five feet tall, with natural 34B breasts, she is arguably the best spinner in all positions, with an ability to create multiple shots on goal. Very underrated, a great first pick and at her rate she'd be a steal." A moment of delirious amusement I guess.much like that classic song Paradise by the Dashboard Light that Meatloaf did.
There are certainly parallels between these two fields, but I'm not sure anyone has ever formally investigated the links. Such an endeavor would probably proving edifying if not outright enjoyable.
The day when sex can be an Olympic event will be the day it all comes together.
It is done as a championship boxing night with the late Howard Cosell the announcer.