Following that the man decided to seek a surgical correction. He found a doctor who promised him that he could fix the problem by grafting a baby elephant trunk onto his penis. The man agreed but was warned not to try his new equipment for 6 months, to let it fully heal. After 6 months he decided he had to see how it worked so he made a date with a hot provider. It was a long appointment with a first meeting in a bar. When the woman walked in he couldn't believe how hot she was and his new device began to twitch. She sat down and the waiter took their order and delivered a bowl of peanuts for munchies. Now the trunk really began to twitch and it involuntarily rose from his pants, grabbed a peanut and disappeared below the table. The provider couldn't believe what she had seen and asked if he could do that againi. Yes, he said, I think I can but I'm not sure I can fit another peanut up my ass.
Not sure if this one has been posted or not, but here it goes.
A man went to his doctor to check out a problem. Inside the office, he dropped his pant for the doctor to examine. Upon seeing his penis, the doctor started laughing uncontrollably. After a good 15 minutes, the doctor, while trying hard to suppress his laughter, was finally able to speak: "Sorry for laughing, it's just that this is the first time I've ever seen a penis this small. Now, what seems to be the problem?"
And the man answers: "Can you take a look at my penis? It's been swollen since yesterday"
Following that the man decided to seek a surgical correction. He found a doctor who promised him that he could fix the problem by grafting a baby elephant trunk onto his penis. The man agreed but was warned not to try his new equipment for 6 months, to let it fully heal. After 6 months he decided he had to see how it worked so he made a date with a hot provider. It was a long appointment with a first meeting in a bar. When the woman walked in he couldn't believe how hot she was and his new device began to twitch. She sat down and the waiter took their order and delivered a bowl of peanuts for munchies. Now the trunk really began to twitch and it involuntarily rose from his pants, grabbed a peanut and disappeared below the table. The provider couldn't believe what she had seen and asked if he could do that againi. Yes, he said, I think I can but I'm not sure I can fit another peanut up my ass.