I have been having so many problems w/ comcast cable that when I saw the joke, I responded before my internet went down again as I love this site and didn't have time to check which board it was....I just responded to a joke and assumed the joke was in the right forum but you are right about keeping jokes in the humor board as we have to keep the boards tidy as there are spammers out there.
Give one guy an inch, the next one will want two
When you have an "I Despise My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair,
open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins -
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
Come post copy pasted plagarized jokes on the national board! Never mind that there is a humor board
for that, 'cause there is plenty of bandwith right here on the national board! Yup you guessed it, come on down, we need to invite back the political board, the legal board, the newbies, heck why do we even have the regional boards at all? Yes, lets just plow through all the stale jokes that we could sift through on the internet on our own anyhow. Yup, hey maybe the mods will even allow us to post our very own provider ads up here so we can just clog up all discussion to a grinding halt. Hey, pass the WD-40, I mean freaking lube will ya....
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the monkey and the chicken? 
"But that costs extra"--Marcella, of the City of Lost Angels, long live the Queen.
... "plagiarized"? That it's been told before?
We will have to have extra help navigating over these quicksand pit holes of recycled jokes. Obviously the early onset of dementia has crept into the neurons of our brethren and there is no turning back.....ACK...why bother, life is short and there is an endless supply of soggy saltines posing as true dry wit.
I have been having so many problems w/ comcast cable that when I saw the joke, I responded before my internet went down again as I love this site and didn't have time to check which board it was....I just responded to a joke and assumed the joke was in the right forum but you are right about keeping jokes in the humor board as we have to keep the boards tidy as there are spammers out there.
Give one guy an inch, the next one will want two