Two hippies were walking down a street when they came upon a nun walking with a crutch.
"What happened to you sister?", asked the first hippy.
"Oh, I fell in the bathtub and broke my leg.", was her reply.
"I'm so sorry to hear that, and I hope you feel better soon.", said the first hippy.
The hippies continued to walk along when after a moment the second hippy said to the first:
"What's a bathtub?"
"Why you asking me for?", said the first hippy, "I ain't Catholic."
ba-doom
one day a hippy gets on a bus full of nuns. he looks around and see's
one that is looking particularily good. after he popped a stiffy he went up
to the nun and said I want to fu** you.
No replied the nun I am a woman of the lord i will never sleep with you
The hippy was really depressed, but on his way off the bus the bus
driver told him that the nun goes to the church to pray everynight at
midnight. all he had to do was get a god mask and tell her to screw him.
at exactly midnight the hippy spotted the nun go into the church, he
put on his mask and said I am god fu** me.
the nun then replied only in the ass though. the hippy agreed and they
got it on for hours.
when they were done the hippy took off his mask and shouted "ha, ha"
I'm the hippy
the nun then took off her mask and said "ha ha" I'm the bus driver
Two hippies were walking down a street when they came upon a nun walking with a crutch.
"What happened to you sister?", asked the first hippy.
"Oh, I fell in the bathtub and broke my leg.", was her reply.
"I'm so sorry to hear that, and I hope you feel better soon.", said the first hippy.
The hippies continued to walk along when after a moment the second hippy said to the first:
"What's a bathtub?"
"Why you asking me for?", said the first hippy, "I ain't Catholic."
ba-doom