He tells the priest in his thickest Yiddish accent how he had a brunette two days ago, a blonde yesterday, and a redhead just before stopping in.
The priest asks him: "Are you Jewish"
The guy replies: "What, are you kidding? Can't you tell by my accent?"
The priest says: "So why are you telling me all this?"
The guy replies: "I'm telling everybody."
My favorite position is facing Neiman Marcus.....
How does a Jewish couple do it doggy style?
He begs and she rolls over an plays dead.
How do you know when a Jewsih woman has an orgasm?
She drops her nail file.
What's the difference between a Jewsih woman and the bermuda Triangle?
The Bermuda Triangle swallows seamen.
And, yes, I am Jewish.
Q: What does a Jewish wife say while having sex?
A: Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige. (pause) Are you done yet?
What is the difference between a JAP (Jewish American Princess) and a SAP (Sicilian American Princess)?
A SAP wears fake pearls and has real orgasms....
And, yes, I am a Gumba.......
What do you call a Jewish woman on a water bed? (2 correct answers)
1. Lake Placid
2. The dead Sea
What's the difference between a Jewish woman and a bowl of Jello?
The Jello moves when you eat it.
How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to change a light bulb?
It's all right, I'll sit in the dark.
85 year old Jewish man goes to the Doctor.
He says doc I want you should give me a prescription for a 1/4 pill of Viagra.
Doctor, says..It's great that at your age you still want to have sex, but you will have to take a full pill.
Sex?...No I just want the 1/4 pill. I want to stop peeing on my shoes.
What's for dinner RESERVATIONS
He tells the priest in his thickest Yiddish accent how he had a brunette two days ago, a blonde yesterday, and a redhead just before stopping in.
The priest asks him: "Are you Jewish"
The guy replies: "What, are you kidding? Can't you tell by my accent?"
The priest says: "So why are you telling me all this?"
The guy replies: "I'm telling everybody."