My co-author Sacha told me this one last night under the tree:
Sacha: "How do you know for certain that Santa is a MAN?"
Max: "How?"
Sacha: "He arrives late, he eats all your cookies, he empties his sac, and he leaves before you wake up!"
Max: "Case closed."
too funny!
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