It is  always refreshing to see that some folks still have the
   appropriate sense of  values so often missing in society.
     
   A husband went to the sheriff's department to report  
   that his wife was missing:
   
   Husband - I've lost my wife. She went shopping  
   yesterday and has not come home.
   
   Sergeant - What is her  height
   
   Husband - Gee , I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet  tall
   
   Sergeant - Build?

  Husband - Not slim, not really  fat.
   
   Sergeant - Color of eyes
   
   Husband - Never  noticed.
   
   Sergeant - Color of hair?
   
   Husband - Changes a couple  times a year . .. . maybe red
   
   Sergeant - What was she wearing?
   
   Husband - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don't remember  exactly.
   
   Sergeant - Did she go in a car?
   
   Husband - No, she went in  my truck.
   
   Sergeant - What kind of truck was it?
   
   Husband - Brand  new Ford F150 with Eco-boost V6 engine special ordered with
   manual transmission,  four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white
   cover for the bed,  special alloy wheels and off road Michelin's . Wife put
   a small scratch on the drivers door.
   
   At this point the husband started tearing up and almost  cried.
   
   Sergeant - Don't worry, Bubba ....... We'll find your  truck