A mother was making with her little girl seated at the kitchen table.
The little girl looked at her mother and asked, "Mommy, what does virgin mean?"
Shocked, the mother carefully thought out her words and in the slowest, most thoughtful way to handle such a delicate question, proceeded to explain the meaning of a virgin.
After agonizing through the explanation, the mother ended with, "...and that is what a virgin is, do you understand?"
The girl somewhat confused answered, "I guess so," and then held up a bottle of olive oil and asked "what does extra virgin mean?
it's a girl under 14 who can outrun her brothers.
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