Guy walks into a bar and sees a sign on the wall that says:

                                                       CHEESE SANDWICH:  $1

                                                           HAND JOB:     $10

 

The guy walks up to the busty bar maid and says politely "Excuse me miss, are you the one that gives the hand jobs?"

She says "Why yes I am"

 

Guy says:   WELL WASH THOSE HANDS AND MAKE ME A CHEESE SANDWICH!