A cowboy from Texas is visiting New York City and decides to visit Greenwich Village.  While there he stops in to a bar.  He's sitting there is his ten gallon hat, cowboy boots and western shirt among all the hipsters of The Village.  A woman sitds down next to him and she's got half her head shaved, tattoos all over, a leather vest with nothing underneath and skin tight black leather pants.  He's never seen anyone who looks like this.  She looks at him and says, "what are you suppopsed to be, some kind of cowboy?"  "Yes", he says, "what are you?"  "I'm a lesbian." she says.  He asks what a lesbian is, he's never heard the word.  "Well, a lesbian is someone who just loves fucking women.  I just love to eat pussy and suck on their nipples and get naked and roll around and stick mt tongue up their pussies and lick their clits.  I just LOVE women."  The cowboy is stunned.  A little while later someone else asks him if he's a cowboy.  "Well, I used to think I was but now I think I'm a lesbian."