This is a good one...
Okay...
This woman walks into a bar and she sits down with the first guy...
She says "Hey, I bet you a drink I have a rhyme that just can't be beat".
He turns and looks at her and says "Okay, you're on".
She's hot...She turns and looks at him square in the eye and says oh so sultry "Oh What a Tragedy It Would be if My Pussy Floated Off into the Sea"!
The gentleman looked at her bemused. I guess I Owe you a Drink my Lady!
She bats her eyes, smiles and says "Hey there, I Bet you a Drink I've got a Rhyme that Just can't be Beat". This Cowboy turns to her and says "Okay, You Are On"! She seductively smiles and says "Oh what a Tragedy it Would Be If My Pussy Floated Off Into The Sea"!
This Cowboy turns to her and Deeply Smiles at Her and Says " And If That Day Would Ever Come To Pass...I'd WRAP my BALLS Around My Ass...I'd Use My Dick As An Oar and Row That Pussy Back To Shore"! Ta Da!!!!!
Kamryn Ryder