A big shot US businessman goes to Japan for a series of meetings with his Japanese counterparts. One of the social events is a golf tournament. The night before the tournament, the US business man orders up a geisha gal to his hotel room, and they have a ball. All during the main event the gal kept shouting out "Machigatta ana, Machigatta ana" over and over. He figured it must mean he is doing great and doubles down on her.
The next day he's playing golf and his Japanese business associate is lining up a long difficult putt, and then nails it. The US businessman, thinking he'd impress his golf buddy with his Japanese and yelled out "Machigatta ana!" to congratulate him.
The Japanese businessman quizzically turns to him and says:
"What you mean: 'wrong hole'?"
A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:
Husband: Sukitaki. Wife replies: Kowanini!
Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!
I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this -- as if you understand Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it is about sex. You need serious help. You are one sick puppy!
A big shot US businessman goes to Japan for a series of meetings with his Japanese counterparts. One of the social events is a golf tournament. The night before the tournament, the US business man orders up a geisha gal to his hotel room, and they have a ball. All during the main event the gal kept shouting out "Machigatta ana, Machigatta ana" over and over. He figured it must mean he is doing great and doubles down on her.
The next day he's playing golf and his Japanese business associate is lining up a long difficult putt, and then nails it. The US businessman, thinking he'd impress his golf buddy with his Japanese and yelled out "Machigatta ana!" to congratulate him.
The Japanese businessman quizzically turns to him and says:
"What you mean: 'wrong hole'?"
It was, after all, the only half-decent song Styx wrote:
-- Modified on 8/31/2014 9:12:59 AM