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swimtrekr 58 Reviews 596 reads
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if there is not enough detail, it may be denied until you spice it up some.  Some of the properties you mentioned are going to be covered in the checking off categories.  My reviews are not do not use real explicit language, but by using the appropriate acronyms, the story gets told and readers know exactly what happened.  Read some of my latest reviews to get an idea.

Swim

I am getting ready write a few in the coming weeks and they will be my first attempt. Some that I've seen in the past look and sound like romance novels which I don't have time for nor the writing skills to do. Is it acceptable to be short and to the point ? She looks / doesn't look  like the pic, She is/isn't the age listed , She is/Isn't the weight listed . I did this and that to her , she did this and that to me and we both did this and that to each other using common lifestyle abbreviations and acronyms. She was worth it / not worth it . Rate # Rate #      

 
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if there is not enough detail, it may be denied until you spice it up some.  Some of the properties you mentioned are going to be covered in the checking off categories.  My reviews are not do not use real explicit language, but by using the appropriate acronyms, the story gets told and readers know exactly what happened.  Read some of my latest reviews to get an idea.

Swim

But also, if there is anything that she DIDN'T DO, that can be useful information too.
For instance, if kissing w/o tongue only, or no FIV, etc.  Knowing what a lady allows and doesn't allow helps us all to make good decisions, and helps the ladies too because guys can come into dates with the right expectations.
Of course, info on limitations is ESPECIALLY useful if you are the first to point out any such limitation.

to give some indication if my experience differed significantly from previous reviewers.  In this day of "10, 10s" everywhere, it is useful to let other hobbyists know if your "8,9" was still a great time.

Although the TER legal disclaimer states that reviews "Are considered fictional and for entertainment purposes only" there is little tolerance for literary license or creativity; except of course where the scores are given. (note sarcasm)

  Write it in the format of a middle-school book report giving a G-rated opening statement and impressions, a "Juicy details" body that offers reasons to support the opening statement/impresions, and a conclusion re-affirming/summing up your opening statements. Give it lots of acronyms and graphic details in the "Juicy details" and it should pass the boiler-plate test.  

If its your first review it cannot be HER "first" review!
Don't write it in all LARGE CASE!      

Posted By: ForlornHope
I am getting ready write a few in the coming weeks and they will be my first attempt. Some that I've seen in the past look and sound like romance novels which I don't have time for nor the writing skills to do. Is it acceptable to be short and to the point ? She looks / doesn't look  like the pic, She is/isn't the age listed , She is/Isn't the weight listed . I did this and that to her , she did this and that to me and we both did this and that to each other using common lifestyle abbreviations and acronyms. She was worth it / not worth it . Rate # Rate #        
   
   
 Thanks for your input  

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