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Re:A Smartassed Question...
AZChewy 8155 reads
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Obviously it means............

a   H uge   U rge   for your   G azangas

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NikkiDiamond7242 reads

In light of my now 3 weeks of being a single-girl status I have a question...
The Ex S.O. called the other night and wanted to know if I'd like him to swing by and give me a "HUG" before I left town.
I've looked allover the net to try to find out what this is an acronym for, but to no avail...
I'm thinking perhaps that it means he's tired of his own "HAND UPON GENITALS" lately?
So I thought I'd ask the experts.
Guys...might anyone have any other ideas of what "HUG" stands for?
Eddie????


like Eddie (however, i aspire to be) ... but this has me stumped!

perhaps a "HUG" means ... a "Hooters Up Game" !?

;-)



NikkiDiamond6763 reads

LOL
Eddie has worked long & Hard to become the pervert he is today.  (hehehe long and hard just happen to be two of my favorite words...what a co-inky-dink!)
Hmmmm hooters, hadn't thought of that one, good job!

'Hard-on/Hand  Upon/Up between  the Gazangas'?  I'd hardly call yours Grapefruits....  Who knows what HUG could mean?

Obviously this guy is entering the "What the F@^& have I done?" stage of breaking up and desires to try it again with you.  Maybe in this case HUG was just a hug, implying he wants to take things slow - but I don't know the guy.  

In my history, there are VERY few exes I still have as my friends.  If we weren't friends before dating, we sure as hell weren't friends after.

My best advice: Proceed with Caution Young Lady.

Kosh

NikkiDiamond6297 reads

LOL- good one
Yeah I'm pretty sure the hug was actually supposed to be just that, a hug, most likely accompanied with a bottle of Kendall-Jackson Merlot, known to work like wd/40 for prying my legs open instantly.  I declined on the offer, knowing full well your advice is dead on, but thought it'd be hilarious to see what kind of acronyms you guys could come up with since there were none out there!
Thanks for the advice!

fasteddie517778 reads

Well, first thing tomorrow I'm calling my broker to buy stock in Kendall-Jackson... after your post, I'm sure the liquor store shelves will be empty .. and to think I've been foolishly stocking up WD40!

fasteddie517308 reads

ex's as friends... hmmm

That reminds me of what my ex-wife said to me when our divorce became final... saddened to know that our years together were coming to an end, we looked deeply at each other,  there standing before me was the woman who had been my wife, my lover and my best friend for 18 years; I thought I detected tears welling up in her eyes as she said to me in a quivering voice, "Go fuck yourself, asshole"

LMAO

Thinking about my sitch with an ex who I share a child.  We can tolerate each other for a couple of hours - long enough for b-day parties and to discuss anything concerning the kid. Otherwise, we're the same way as you - except we had sex the night our divorce was final.  There's a saying about old shoes being comfortable....


ME, a confirmed batchelor, reconsider my life sacrifice to stay forever a singleton! LOL

NikkiDiamond6480 reads

singleton, don't go changing your life, baby... I'll tell you to go fuck yourself all the time if you want!

fasteddie516670 reads

Played it for a laugh... the truth is that my ex and I are still friends, and until she remarried we hung out together on a regular basis... the funny thing was that from the day she filed for divorce, she never even undressed in front of me let alone have sex with me, even though when I stayed over at her place  we slept in the same bed... go figure!

NikkiDiamond4557 reads

ROFLMAOL!!!!
Eddie, you're making me laugh so hard there are tears welling up in MY eyes!

HUG:

Huge

Unit

Growth

Oh man I'm such a genius! I should get an award!

L.A. Lover6657 reads

Lets go cow tippin in Detroit. How about it babe?

NikkiDiamond5342 reads

hmmm I kinda liked the "fuck with the canadians" thing
EH??????

L.A. Lover7752 reads

HMMMMMM I would kindly love to do the Canadian thing with you. How bout it?????????

fasteddie515869 reads

H.oneypot U.pon my G.enitals?

mr. H.appy U.p your G.ash?

AZChewy8156 reads

Obviously it means............

a   H uge   U rge   for your   G azangas

                :)

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