An attractive woman was sitting at a bar, enjoying happy hour, and having a casual drink after work.

In walked a tall, handsome, drink of water.  He seemed to glide across the room, turning every woman’s head, as he sauntered over and sat down next to her.  It was obvious he knew how good he looked.

She couldn’t help but check him out, and he could feel her eyes on him as he ordered a Vodka tonic and took a sip.

He turned and gazed deeply into her eyes, then leaned over to whisper in her ear in his deep, sexy, European accent, “I am Antonio.  I am a great lover of women.  I sense your lust for me, and I will make for you this most generous offer.  For only ten dollars, I will come home with you and do anything your heart desires – anything – I will refuse you nothing, if” . . . he paused, “if, you can speak your womanly desires in only three words.  No more.  Only three.”  

She took a moment to compose herself after hearing his astounding offer, and then thought of what she wanted; no, what she needed from this man.  She searched her purse and found a ten dollar bill which she handed to Antonio.  Then, she leaned forward and whispered her womanly desires into his ear . . . “clean my house”