Chuck Norris went to a steak house where there was a deal stating that anyone who could finish their 52 ounce steak in under 30 minutes would get free steak dinners for life. Chuck did it in 29 minutes. It really only took him 10 minutes to finish the steak. He spent the next 19 minutes impregnating all of the waitresses.
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