Husband takes his wife out to a local night club for a little dancing.
There's a guy on the dance floor giving it hell - break dancing, moon-walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says:
"See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says:
"Looks like he's still fucking celebrating!!!
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