Subject: Who said Nursing Homes were boring?
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lounge room
of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what
you're wanting. For $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that
rocking chair.
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft
sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some
candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your
life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts
digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds
it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious," she replies, "Four times in the rocking chair."
ubject: Who said Nursing Homes were boring?
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lounge room
of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what
you're wanting. For $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that
rocking chair.
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft
sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some
candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your
life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts
digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds
it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious," she replies, "Four times in the rocking chair.
Subject: Who said Nursing Homes were boring?
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lounge room
of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what
you're wanting. For $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that
rocking chair.
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft
sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some
candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your
life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts
digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds
it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious," she replies, "Four times in the rocking chair."