Sick? OK... perverse?... sure... twisted?... you bet! But I am not insane!
Just because I think that good sex involves rubber clothes, mickey mouse ears and crazy foam DOESN'T MEAN I'M INSANE! OK??? Besides, the aliens that talk to me through my toaster have told me that I'm perfectly normal!
Allright, I know there's plenty to do here, but seriously, all I'm interested in is meaningless trashy SEX.. okokok, booze, drugs and rock n roll,too... I almost forgot about those. Oh my god, I'm slipping! Must be the lack of sex. First your memory goes and then... I forgot what else.
(grin)
Enjoy Somerset Mall...
"Must be the lack of sex. First your memory goes and then... I forgot what else."
then ... one's will to live! 
Oh yeah, that's it!!!!! I was wondering why I woke up with that pair of nail clippers dangerously close to my wrists this morning!!! (they don't let you on airplanes with boxcutters anymore, dammit!)
Let's see...Detroit.... Motor City... Mittch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels... Devil with a Blue Dress On... Nikki is a devil... does she havae a blue dress? Blue Dress... Blue... (Oh wow, man... the colors... look at the trails... far out!) the color Blue... Viagra is Blue.... Viagra is a drug... Nikki in a blue dress with Viagra... Nikki in a blue dress with Viagra, Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels playing on the stereo in the background, Nikki drinking Blue Hawaiins made with Blue Curacuo... that covers booze, sex, drugs, AND rock 'n roll....
So if anyone has a bottle of Blue Curacuo, Viagra and an old copy of a Mitch Ryder album, Nikki should be putty in your hands!
-- Modified on 7/26/2003 4:48:20 PM
See, Ed, that' why I love you so much! You're as completely insane, sick, perverse, and twisted as I am!!! That's really hard to find in a person!
Sick? OK... perverse?... sure... twisted?... you bet! But I am not insane!
Just because I think that good sex involves rubber clothes, mickey mouse ears and crazy foam DOESN'T MEAN I'M INSANE! OK??? Besides, the aliens that talk to me through my toaster have told me that I'm perfectly normal!
Ed, you forgot about the Gorilla costumes 
Gorilla costume? That's just sick! What kind of a pervert do you take me for? Besides, do you know how hard it is to keep the mickey mouse ears on while wearing a gorilla mask?