Subject: Who said Nursing Homes were boring?  
   
  Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lounge room  
  of  their nursing home one evening.  
   
  The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what  
  you're wanting. For $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that  
  rocking chair.  
   
   The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.  
   
  The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft  
  sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some  
  candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your  
  life."  
   
  The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts  
  digging down in her purse.  She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds  
  it up.  
   
  "So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.  
   
  "Get serious," she replies, "Four times in the rocking chair."