I mean if we are just asking fantasy questions then how about this one:  
   
 Does anyone have plans to go on a bender of whoring, drinking, gluttony, etc.?  
   
 But if not then I will tell you my plans.    
   
 Tonight I am going to have a bag of popcorn and watch a Abbot and Costello movie.    
 Then tomorrow wake up eat breakfast have a cup of coffee.  Skip back and forth between several news programs where at least 5 old white guys will blame Obama for every fucking problem on the face of the earth.    
   
 Then I will go to the gym.  Come back have lunch.  Probably take my kids to the mall, get the car washed, finish the book The Good German by Joseph Kanon, go to the mailbox, come upstairs to my computer to see how many people have called me an asshole on TER, watch about 5 minutes of porn, have dinner watch TV with the family, put my kids to bed, watch another 5 minutes of porn, come down talk to my wife about how we are Nigger Rich (google it), watch Lockup on MSNBC (the Cincinnati episodes R Great - way to represent my peeps!!!!) come upstairs watch some more porn, look at my investment accounts online, watch a little more porn then get into bed.  
   
 Does that help at all?  
   
 RT